Thursday, August 14, 2008

Win a Date with the HOTTEST Richmonder Around!!*

Ok, I know it's been all Zack all the time around here lately, but what can I do? I can't fight this feeling anymore--I'm just going to go with it. Earlier this week when Michael and I were with Zack we somehow started talking about Neil Patrick Harris and whether or not he's sexy (yes, yes he is) and how we could go about hooking him up with Zack. Zack suggested that I blog about it on the off chance that Doogie googles his name and realizes that the true love of his life is waiting for him in Richmond. I don't know how successful that will be but I'm not going to miss the opportunity (Hi Neil! or Neil Patrick! or whatever you prefer!! The Love of Your Life is waiting for you right here in Richmond! Email me!!).

In case that plea doesn't work (not that I see any reason it wouldn't--don't worry, Zack) I've decided to develop a back up plan. It's been a little more than 2 months since the darkest day to hit this blog in a long time and I've decided that I am ready for Zack to get back on the horse and ride the beast of love back into the dating world; yes, it's time for cupid's arrow to find him once more. Oh, and if it makes any difference, Zack is ready too. This is where you come in. I need you to help me find a man for Zack.

It goes without saying, but I'll just state for the record: I heart Zack. He is funny and smart and athletic and outdoorsy and successful and professional and he loves his mother. In lieu of paragraphs on top of paragraphs on why you are missing out by not having Zack in your life (or in your pants if you're that lucky someone), I present you with the top 10 reasons that you want to date Zack:
10. He owns a house with a back yard and a garage. I don't know why this is important, it just seems like it is. Stop judging me.
8. He likes to travel
7. As far as I can tell, he will try anything at least once
6. He is not selfish
5. He owns a SCOOTER (be ye not afraid, he also owns another form of transportation which is better suited for 2)
4. He owns a ROOMBA (which, if we're being honest, is thisclose to being better than a scooter)
3. He always knows the right place to eat
2. He has great taste
1. He is friends with ME! (don't hold it against him)



So do you know someone you think would be a good match for Zack? Would YOU be a great match? He's willing to travel (within reason) for a chance to meet someone great. He didn't really say that but I am speaking for him in this case. Tell your friends and have them tell their friends. And hurry, because someone this AMAZING is not going to be on the market for long. Seriously, gaze into those eyes. They are a reflection of his soul. They are pools of longing...longing for you...and the water is deep...deeeep with passion that could be yours.

So leave a comment if you think you are, or know someone who is, worthy of a date with Zack. If you don't feel comfortable leaving a comment feel free to email me at sarahsaysblog[at]gmail[dot]com.

Don't worry, Zack's not peeking...

*Scooter NOW included! (Limited time offer. Certain restrictions apply.)