I'm not the one letting orphans suffer

Jenna and Katie? New Best Friends FOREVER (who totally need to create blogs so I can link to them!)

The rest of you? Dead To Me (DTM)

I cannot believe only two of you wanted to participate in my exclusive ornament exchange. What I didn't tell you before was that it's to benefit orphans. Orphans who want puppies! Orphans who want puppies and have no grandparents! Oh the humanity!! Try to sleep at night now. Not so easy, is it?

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In completely unrelated news, I do not like John Freida's brilliant brunette glaze. It is DTM. I have tried to love it, off and on, since this September post but frankly, it's too much work, not enough results and can possibly more often than not result in scalp discoloration. The deal with this product is you squeeze the water from your hair, apply the product, Do Not let product touch scalp, wait forever, wait some more, and then rinse. Hum. NOTHING. Not even after days and days of consecutive use. I mean, I am fabulous with the shiny hair naturally, but really? I saw nothing and no one said anything. What good is a product if no one says anything good about the results? Wait. I take that back. Michael said something. He said, "why does your scalp look orange?" and I said, "orange I beautiful to you no matter what color my scalp is?" Friends, I did not let the product rest on my scalp AND I am a thorough rinser. I have used many a bottle of hair dye. I know the importance of these two steps. Do not lecture me on the rinsing.

In conclusion:
Glaze? DTM
Jenna and Katie? #1
Scalp? Orange
You? DTM
Orphans who want puppies and have no grandparents? ornamentless